Today my parents bought an in-ground pool for our backyard. MLID.

#106 - 4309 comments - Posted on July 1, 2009 @ 3:38:12am by anonymous - Dope (14) Nope (3)

Today I listened to Jack Johnson for the first time. MLID.

#103 - 3452 comments - Posted on June 25, 2009 @ 12:46:45am by anonymous - Dope (13) Nope (9)

Today I listened to Jack Johnson for the first time. MLID.

#102 - 5099 comments - Posted on June 25, 2009 @ 12:46:24am by anonymous - Dope (4) Nope (11)

Today I cut off a guy on the highway. When he stopped his car in front of mine and got out I immediately noticed his extraordinary superhuman muscle mass. He then removed a baseball bat from his trunk and approached my front windshield. I was shitting my pants until a bird shit right on his face and he fell backwards. I drove away laughing. MLID.

#98 - 189702 comments - Posted on June 6, 2009 @ 11:49:08am by anonymous - Dope (47) Nope (1)

Today I learned I have 8 weeks off in the summer and 2 off at the beginning of October. MLID.

#96 - 7065 comments - Posted on June 3, 2009 @ 12:40:45pm by anonymous - Dope (15) Nope (1)

Calzone with pepperoni chicken and goat cheese. MLID.

#95 - 3092 comments - Posted on June 3, 2009 @ 12:40:18pm by anonymous - Dope (9) Nope (2)

Today I was going to buy a book. Then I found out it had a $10 dollar PDF version online. I ended up getting it for free. MLID.

#94 - 2727 comments - Posted on June 3, 2009 @ 12:18:55am by anonymous - Dope (15) Nope (1)

I'm gettin 600$ tomorrow. MLID.

#91 - 6451 comments - Posted on June 1, 2009 @ 3:32:56am by anonymous - Dope (18) Nope (0)

Getting ribs at texas roadhouse. MLID.

#90 - 4881 comments - Posted on May 31, 2009 @ 6:24:22pm by anonymous - Dope (4) Nope (8)

Out to best buy for remote control part. Now at texas steaks for dinner. Steak and potato. MLID.

#89 - 5071 comments - Posted on May 31, 2009 @ 6:23:52pm by anonymous - Dope (4) Nope (8)